A man sits up in a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV drip. He wears wraparound sunglasses. His doctor stands bedside, looking at his clipboard. Next to the doctor stands a short, muscular, bald man wearing the same wraparound sunglasses as the man in the bed.
Doctor
All my tests say you have cancer. But I called in your favorite podcast host for a second opinion.
A Castaway stands alone on a small desert island in the middle of open ocean. He waves his hands frantically at a Man swimming towards him from a flaming, sinking ship on the horizon.
Panel 2 : Ext. Ocean – Moments Later
The Man reaches the island. He hunches over to catch is breath. Meanwhile, the Castaway looks estatic.
Castaway
Thank goodness you’re here! Now let me tell you about my podcast!
Panel 3 : Ext. Ocean – Moments Later
The Castaway watches as the Man swims back out toward the flaming, sinking ship on the horizon.
