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My Most Valuable Skill

My Most Valuable Skill
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Title
My Most Valuable Skill
Date
February 20, 2019
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Panel 1 : Int. Office – Day

Kevin sits across a desk from a middle-manager who is looking at Kevin’s resume while clicking a pen. A cup on the table tells us this is Brad.

Brad
So. What would you say is your most valuable skill?
Panel 2 : Int. Office – Continuous

Across the desk, Kevin deadpans.

Kevin
Heating up fish in the office microwave… and pinning it on other people.
Panel 3 : Int. Office – Continuous

Brad’s eyes bug out as someone cries out from the other room.

Someone (OS)
Ugh! What stinks?
Oh c’mon, Brad!
Panel 4 : Int. Office – Continuous

Kevin smiles a shit-eating grin.

I’m. Dumb.

I’m. Dumb.
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I’m. Dumb.
Date
February 6, 2019
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Panel 1 : Int. Kitchen – Evening

INSERT – A hand holds a microwave burrito box. It reads:
Microwave Instructions
1. Remove burrito from wrapper
2. Microwave on HIGH for 4-5 minutes
3. LET STAND FOR 2 MINUTES
CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT

Panel 2 : Int. Kitchen – Continuous

Holding said burrito box, Kevin stands in front of his microwave. It DINGS. Done.

Panel 3 : Int. Kitchen – Continuous

Kevin opens the microwave door. Flames shoot up from the burrito inside.

Panel 4 : Int. Kitchen – Continuous

Kevin picks up the molten burrito and is about to put it in his mouth.

Kevin
(thinking)
I’m sure it’s fine.
Kevin and his bird peering out from behind an email app's icon

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