The Glitter Trap
Strip Info
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening
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Dani confronts Kevin on their couch, sticking a finger in his face.
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- Dani
- You’ve got giltter on your face. You cheating on me?
- Kevin
- No.
- Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Dani holds up a finger with evidence.
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- Dani
- Then where did it come from?
- Kevin
- I dunno. My new lotion?
- Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Kevin defends himself.
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- Kevin
- Besides, the only time I’ve left this house in the past year has beenn to take out the trash. When could I possibly cheat on you?
- Panel 4 : Ext. Back Alley – Night
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Kevin rendevous with some bimbo in a leopard print mini dress while taking out the trash.
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- Kevin
(to bimbo) - She’s on to us.
- Kevin
Bruce Wayne’s Dilemma
Strip Info
- Title
- Bruce Wayne’s Dilemma
- Date
- June 6, 2021
- Tags
- Alfred, Batman, Bruce Wayne, masculinity, mental health, Ra's Al Ghul, superheroes, therapy, toxic masculinity, vigilantes
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Evening
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A young Bruce Wayne looks shell-shocked. Alfred comforts him.
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- Alfred
- Master Bruce, you’ve been through a terrible trauma…
- Panel 2 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Continuous
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Alfred introduces Bruce to a friendly-looking therapist.
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- Alfred
- …You can either talk to this nice man about your feelings…
- Panel 3 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Continuous
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Alfred introduces Bruce to Ra’s al Ghul.
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- Alfred
- …Or you can train with this scary man to beat up strangers and dress as a giant bat.
- Panel 4 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Continuous
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Bruce and Ra’s are gone, leaving Alfred and the therapist.
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- Alfred
(to therapist) - I’m sure he’ll be fine.
- Alfred
Let Them Fight
Strip Info
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Cafe – Day
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Godzilla yells at King Kong.
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- Godzilla
- SKREEONGK!
- Panel 2 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous
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King Kong yells at Godzilla.
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- King Kong
- RAAAAAAAWR!
- Panel 3 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous
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WIDER to reveal Godzilla and Kong are sitting at an outdoor cafe. Their waiter (Kevin) stands awkwardly between them.
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- Kevin
- …I can come back in a few minutes…
Grandpa’s Acting Weird Again
Strip Info
- Title
- Grandpa’s Acting Weird Again
- Date
- May 16, 2021
- Tags
- Among Us, Animal Crossing, COVID, Grandpa, little boy, pandemic, Roblox, The Future, videogames
- Notes
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The games Grampa’s referring to are Animal Crossing, Among Us, and Adpot Me (Roblox). Some folks think the last one is Pokémon, but they’re wrong.
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Retirement Home – Day
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A young boy sits at his grandpa’s feet.
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- Young Boy
- Grandpa, what did you do during the 2020 Pandemic?
- Panel 2 : Int. Retirement Home – Continuous
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Grandpa sits in his easy chair.
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- Grandpa
- Well, first I sold turnips to a raccoon on my own private island.
- Panel 3 : Int. Retirement Home – Continuous
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Grandpa continues.
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- Grandpa
- …Then my friends and I took turns murdering each other in space.
- Panel 4 : Int. Retirement Home – Continuous
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The little boy looks confused as Grandpa finishes.
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- Grandpa
- …And I bred my pets until they started glowing.
- Panel 5 : Ext. Retirement Home – Later
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The young boy’s Mom leads him to their car.
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- Mom
- How was your visit with Grandpa?
- Young Boy
- Confusing.
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In the background, Grandpa waves from the porch of his retirement home.
The Cord Cutter’s Lament
Strip Info
- Title
- The Cord Cutter’s Lament
- Date
- May 9, 2021
- Tags
- Bird, cable, cord cutting, dumb things people do, Kevin, Netflix, streaming, TV
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day
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Kevin stands, looking at his credit card bill. His bird sits on his shoulder.
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- Kevin
- Man! All these streaming services really add up!
- Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous
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His bird ponders.
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- Bird
- Hmm… if only there was a single service that gave you hundreds of channels for one price…
- Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous
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Kevin starts to respond.
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- Kevin
- …You mean like ca-
- Bird
(interrupting) - LIKE CABLE.
- Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous
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His bird looks closer at his cable bill.
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- Bird
- Also: You pay for Netflix? What a chump!
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Kevin deadpans to camera.
A Second Opinion
Strip Info
- Title
- A Second Opinion
- Date
- May 2, 2021
- Tags
- COVID, hospital, masculinity, medicine, misinformation, pandemic, podcasts, science, single panel, toxic masculinity
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Hospital Room – Day
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A man sits up in a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV drip. He wears wraparound sunglasses. His doctor stands bedside, looking at his clipboard. Next to the doctor stands a short, muscular, bald man wearing the same wraparound sunglasses as the man in the bed.
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- Doctor
- All my tests say you have cancer. But I called in your favorite podcast host for a second opinion.
The Falcon And The Winter Solider – Off-Hours
Strip Info
- Title
- The Falcon And The Winter Solider – Off-Hours
- Date
- April 25, 2021
- Tags
- awkward, bonus panel, Falcon, Harold, Kevin, Marvel, relatable, Winter Solider
- Notes
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Cafe – Day
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Falcon (Sam Wilson) yells at Bucky.
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- Sam
- You need to come to terms with your past!
- Panel 2 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous
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Winter Soldier (Bucky Barnes) yells at Sam.
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- Bucky
- You need to come to terms with your future!
- Panel 3 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous
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WIDER to reveal Sam and Bucky are sitting at an outdoor cafe. Their waiter (Kevin) stands awkwardly between them.
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- Kevin
- …I can come back in a few minutes…
The Origin of Hip-Hop
Strip Info
- Title
- The Origin of Hip-Hop
- Date
- April 18, 2021
- Tags
- hip-hop, history, music, pop culture, Sugarhill Gang
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Recording Booth – Day
- Rapper’s Delight Recording Session, 1979
The 3 members of The Sugarhill Gang: Master Gee, Big Bank Hank, and Wonder Mike, crowd around a microphone.
- Master Gee
- My verse is about how the ladies love me.
- Panel 2 : Int. Recording Booth – Continuous
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Big Bank Hank speaks.
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- Big Bank Hank
- My verse is also about how the ladies love me.
- Panel 3 : Int. Recording Booth – Continuous
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Now Wonder Mike.
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- Wonder Mike
- My verse is about an awkward dinner party!
- Panel 4 : Int. Recording Booth – Continuous
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The guys look skeptical as Wonder Mike tries to sell his idea with a big grin.
It’s Not A Competition (Alt)
Strip Info
- Title
- It’s Not A Competition (Alt)
- Date
- April 11, 2021
- Tags
- COVID, douchebags, fomo, humblebrag, large axes, mental health, metalworking, moms, pandemic, white people
- Notes
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This is an alternate version of another comic I made. I made this version to see which one shared better on social media: dudes or Moms. Moms won. Moms always win.
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day
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CLOSE on Some D-Bag bragging.
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- Some D-Bag
- …Well, I finished writing my novel, got in shape, and learned French…
- Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous
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WIDER to reveal she’s talking to a frazzled Mom with a little kid and a baby.
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- Some D-Bag
- …What did you get done during COVID?
- Mom
(deadpan) - I took care of my kids.
- Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous
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The D-Bag shrugs.
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- Some D-Bag
- …That’s all?
- Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous
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The D-Bag’s eyes go wide as Mom reaches off-panel for a large, ornate axe.
It’s Not A Competition
Strip Info
- Title
- It’s Not A Competition
- Date
- April 11, 2021
- Tags
- COVID, douchebags, fomo, humblebrag, Kevin, large axes, metalworking, pandemic, white people
- Notes
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I made an alternate version of this comic for all the hard working moms out there.
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day
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CLOSE on Some D-Bag bragging.
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- Some D-Bag
- …Well, I finished writing my novel, got in shape, and learned French…
- Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous
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WIDER to reveal he’s talking to Kevin.
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- Some D-Bag
- …What did you get done during COVID?
- Kevin
(deadpan) - I took up metalworking.
- Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous
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The D-Bag shrugs.
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- Some D-Bag
- …That’s all?
- Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous
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The D-Bag’s eyes go wide as Kevin reaches off-panel for a large, ornate axe.