Holiday Party Reruns
Strip Info
- Title
- Holiday Party Reruns
- Date
- December 15, 2018
- Tags
- bffs, couples, Egg & Toast, holiday party, holidays, social interactions
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Holiday Party – Friday Night
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Dressed in festive holiday gear, Egg and Toast hold drinks and mingle. Toast is telling the punchline of a joke. Egg smiles.
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- Toast
- …And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!
- Panel 2 : Int. Holiday Party – Saturday Night
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Another party. Different holiday gear. Different friend. Same joke.
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- Toast
- …And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!
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Egg’s smile fades.
- Panel 3 : Int. Holiday Party – Sunday Night
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You guessed it. Egg has had enough.
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- Toast
- …And that’s when I realized-
- Egg
(interrupting) - -the cat was really a dog.
- Panel 4 : Ext. Sidewalk – Later
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Egg and Toast walk home down a snowy lane. They hold hands.
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- Egg
- We need to get you new jokes.
- Toast
- …Or go to fewer holiday parties.
A Good Fwump
Strip Info
- Title
- A Good Fwump
- Date
- December 3, 2018
- Tags
- anxiety, belly flop, bffs, couples, Egg & Toast, love
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day
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Egg lies on the ground in the fetal position. A shell-shocked (get it?) look on it’s face.
- Whenever I’m feeling anxious and overwhelmed…
- Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous
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Toast walks in. Stands over Egg with a look of concern.
- I know I can count on you…
- Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous
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Toast flops face-down over Egg. Covering it. “Fwump!”
- …To lie on top of me like a weirdo.
- Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous
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Toast just lays there. A heart floats up from Egg.
Sliding Doors
Strip Info
- Title
- Sliding Doors
- Date
- November 16, 2018
- Tags
- Jedi, Kevin, Padawan, pop culture, shopping, single panel, Star Wars, Wall-Mart
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Wal-Maht – Day
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Kevin steps up to the sliding glass doors of a Wal-Maht.
- Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved automatic sliding doors.
- Panel 2 : Ext. Wal-Maht – Continuous
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Extreme close-up on Kevin’s eyes.
- I still pretend I’m opening them with my mind.
- Panel 3 : Ext. Tatooine – Dusk
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[Fantasy] Kevin, dressed in Jedi garb, waves his hand to open the sliding glass doors.
- …like a Jedi
- Panel 4 : Int. Wal-Maht – Continuous
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Kevin strides confidently past a Greeter.
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- Greeter
- Welcome to Wal-
- Kevin
(interrupting) - To the sock section, my Padawan!
When You Can’t Take A Compliment
Strip Info
- Title
- When You Can’t Take A Compliment
- Date
- October 15, 2018
- Tags
- Brad Cooper, funny faces, Kevin, Lady Gaga, movies, pop culture, shallows
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Jersey Home – Evening
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Bradley Cooper leans out from the window of his black SUV.
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- Bradley Cooper
- Hey…
- Panel 2 : Ext. Jersey Home – Continuous
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Near the front gate, Kevin turns around. Interest peaked.
- Panel 3 : Ext. Jersey Home – Continuous
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Cooper’s eyes twinkle.
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- Bradley Cooper
- I just wanted to take another look at you.
- Panel 4 : Ext. Jersey Home – Continuous
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Kevin’s face contorts into the worst “pretty ugly” smile imaginable.
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
Strip Info
- Title
- The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
- Date
- August 31, 2018
- Tags
- Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Kevin, Muggles, pop culture, shame, Sorting Hat
- Notes
-
This comic is a perennial favorite. Every couple of months, a Harry Potter themed Instagram account will post it. Then all the others will too. People love the Harry Potter, what can I say?
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Hogwarts – Night
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A new Hogwarts student smiles as the Sorting Hat proclaims his house.
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- Sorting Hat
- Gryffindor!
- Panel 2 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later
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Same thing. But with a different student.
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- Sorting Hat
- Hufflepuff!
- Panel 3 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later
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Same thing. Only this time with Kevin.
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- Sorting Hat
- Only saw the movies! Never read the books!
- Panel 4 : Ext. Hogwarts – Moments Later
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Surrounded by new students, Dumbledore banishes Kevin from Hogwarts. Kevin, shoulders slumped, walks away.
Relationship Pie Chart
Strip Info
- Title
- Relationship Pie Chart
- Date
- August 27, 2018
- Tags
- cuddling, eating, men and women, modern love, phones, pie chart, relationships, single panel, The Couple
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Void – Whenever
- Time Spent In A Relationship
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A large pie chart, divided up into three slices. Two of them, very slim (about 5% each), are labeled “Eating” and “Cuddling.” A third, overwhelmingly large slice (about 90%), is labeled “Holding Up Your Phone & Saying ‘Look At This’.”
Not Why Women Carry Purses
Strip Info
- Title
- Not Why Women Carry Purses
- Date
- August 20, 2018
- Tags
- gender roles, men and women, purses, The Couple
- Notes
-
This comic was based on a bit we did in a Weird Couples video for BuzzFeed. Justin & Elizabeth played it so well, I tried to turn it into a comic. It kinda works.
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Void – Day
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Man and Woman are walking. Man, ginger smile on his face, holds up his sunglasses and gestures toward Woman’s purse.
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- Man
- Hey babe – Can I stash these in your bag?
- Panel 2 : Ext. Void – Continuous
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Man puts his keys into Woman’s bag.
-
- Man
- And these?
- Panel 3 : Ext. Void – Continuous
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And his wallet.
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- Man
- And this?
- Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous
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And his phone.
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- Man
- And this?
- Panel 5 : Int. Void – Continuous
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And a case of beer.
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- Man
- And these?
- Panel 6 : Int. Void – Continuous
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Unburdened, Man walks away, blowing a kiss to Woman – who stands hunched over by the weight of her bag.
-
- Man
- Thanks, babe!
A Little Potty Humor
Strip Info
- Title
- A Little Potty Humor
- Date
- August 3, 2018
- Tags
- bathroom, Kevin, plants, poo gas, potty humor, reference, talking objects, toothbrushes
- Notes
-
This is a redraw of the original comic. You can still see the old one on my Instagram. I was experimenting with my character design. It turned out real cringy. This one’s much better.
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Bathroom – Day
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Kevin brings a small Succulent plant into the bathroom.
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- Kevin
- I bought a plant to liven up my bathroom!
- Panel 2 : Int. Bathroom – Continuous
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Kevin places the Succulent on the tank of the toilet.
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- Kevin
- There you go, little buddy. Enjoy!
- Panel 3 : Int. Bathroom – Continuous
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Kevin exits. Leaving the Succulent alone with the Toothbrush Mug.
- Panel 4 : Int. Bathroom – Continuous
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The Toothbrush Mug speaks to the Succlent.
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- Toothbrush Mug
- Hope you like breathing poo gas, kid.
At The Gym
Strip Info
- Title
- At The Gym
- Date
- July 20, 2018
- Tags
- athletes, awkward, fitness, funny faces, gym, Kevin, single panel, sports, workout
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Gym – Day
- Other People Working Out
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A handsome, fit man sits at a lat pulldown machine. Smile on his face, he pulls down the bar at a moderate weight.
- Panel 2 : Int. Gym – Later
- Me, A Peak Athlete
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Kevin struggles at the same machine with much less weight. His face contorts and his legs kick up in protest.
Pale At The Beach
Strip Info
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Beach – Day
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Kevin walks out onto a crowded beach on a sunny day. Wearing black trunks, a black shirt, and black sunglasses with a towel slung around his shoulder, he looks around non-challantly.
- Panel 2 : Ext. Beach – Continuous
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Kevin starts to take off his shirt. Revealing his white belly.
- Panel 3 : Int. Beach – Continuous
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The sun reflects off Kevin’s white belly so hard, he becomes a supernova. The white-hot blast incerates the people closest too him. Further away, folks scream, shielding their eyes from the bright flash. Birds drop from the sky. One guy’s face starts to melt off.