Comics in Category : Weird Things People Do

After You

After You
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Title
After You
Date
September 12, 2021
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Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Kevin sits on his couch. His bird perched on his hand.

Kevin
Have you ever eaten a worm?
Bird
No. I’m an indoor bird.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

The bird hops to Kevin’s shoulder.

Bird
Have you?
Kevin
Nope.
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Kevin continues.

Kevin
D-do you want to?
Bird
Do you?
Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Kevin shrugs.

Kevin
I mean…
Bird
…Cuz it sounds like you do.
Panel 4 : Int. Home – Moments Later

Kevin and the bird face off on opposite sides of a plate with an earthworm on it. Kevin raises his eyebrows.

Bird
(skeptical)
O.K. What’s… what’s going on here?

The Glitter Trap

The Glitter Trap
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The Glitter Trap
Date
June 13, 2021
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Based on an actual conversation between my partner and I

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening

Dani confronts Kevin on their couch, sticking a finger in his face.

Dani
You’ve got giltter on your face. You cheating on me?
Kevin
No.
Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Dani holds up a finger with evidence.

Dani
Then where did it come from?
Kevin
I dunno. My new lotion?
Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin defends himself.

Kevin
Besides, the only time I’ve left this house in the past year has beenn to take out the trash. When could I possibly cheat on you?
Panel 4 : Ext. Back Alley – Night

Kevin rendevous with some bimbo in a leopard print mini dress while taking out the trash.

Kevin
(to bimbo)
She’s on to us.

Bruce Wayne’s Dilemma

Bruce Wayne’s Dilemma
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Title
Bruce Wayne’s Dilemma
Date
June 6, 2021
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Panel 1 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Evening

A young Bruce Wayne looks shell-shocked. Alfred comforts him.

Alfred
Master Bruce, you’ve been through a terrible trauma…
Panel 2 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Continuous

Alfred introduces Bruce to a friendly-looking therapist.

Alfred
…You can either talk to this nice man about your feelings…
Panel 3 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Continuous

Alfred introduces Bruce to Ra’s al Ghul.

Alfred
…Or you can train with this scary man to beat up strangers and dress as a giant bat.
Panel 4 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Continuous

Bruce and Ra’s are gone, leaving Alfred and the therapist.

Alfred
(to therapist)
I’m sure he’ll be fine.

Bedtime Ritual

Bedtime Ritual
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Title
Bedtime Ritual
Date
June 14, 2019
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Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Night

Egg & Toast are in bed, saying goodnight.

Egg
G’night.
Toast
‘Night.
Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg uses a pillow to play-smother Toast.

Egg
…Forever!
Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg pauses for a moment.

Egg
Are you dead?
Toast (under the pillow)
Yes.
Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg releases the pillow. Toast isn’t actually dead. Egg kisses Toast. Toast smiles.

Egg
OK G’night.
Toast
‘Night.

How To Greet A Stranger’s Dog

How To Greet A Stranger’s Dog
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Title
How To Greet A Stranger’s Dog
Date
May 7, 2019
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Panel 1 : Ext. Sidewalk – Day

Walking down the street, Sarah stops a Woman walking her French bulldog.

Sarah
Can I say Hi to your dog?
Woman
OK!
Panel 2 : Ext. Sidewalk – Continous

Sarah bends down to pet the dog.

Sarah
Can I pet him?
Woman
Sure!
Panel 3 : Int. Sidewalk – Continuous

Sarah picks the dog up. The Woman raises a finger in objection.

Sarah
Can I pick him up?
Woman
Um…
Panel 4 : Int. Sidewalk – Continuous

Sarah stuff the dog in her sweatshirt and runs away, leash still attached.

Sarah
Can I stuff him in my sweatshirt and take him home?
Woman (OS)
STOP!

Comfort Shows

Comfort Shows
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Title
Comfort Shows
Date
April 25, 2019
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Comfort Shows (Bonus)

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Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Night

Sarah lies in bed, wrapped in a comforter, watching Netflix on her Laptop.

Laptop
Hi! What would you like to watch today?
Sarah
Reruns of The Office, please.
Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continous

Laptop seems nonplussed.

Laptop
-Sigh- Again? But I made all this original content for you.
Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Laptop makes an offer.

Laptop
…How about The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?
Sarah
Reruns of The Office, please.
Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Laptop presses further.

Laptop
…But Ellie Kemp-
Sarah (interrupting)
-Shhh- You’re wasting both of our time.
Kevin and his bird peering out from behind an email app's icon

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