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Desert Island

Desert Island

Strip Info

Title
Desert Island
Date
February 6, 2020
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Ocean – Day

A Castaway stands alone on a small desert island in the middle of open ocean. He waves his hands frantically at a Man swimming towards him from a flaming, sinking ship on the horizon.

Panel 2 : Ext. Ocean – Moments Later

The Man reaches the island. He hunches over to catch is breath. Meanwhile, the Castaway looks estatic.

Castaway
Thank goodness you’re here! Now let me tell you about my podcast!
Panel 3 : Ext. Ocean – Moments Later

The Castaway watches as the Man swims back out toward the flaming, sinking ship on the horizon.

If I Was On “Hot Ones”

If I Was On “Hot Ones”

Strip Info

Title
If I Was On “Hot Ones”
Date
January 8, 2020
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Notes

Sean Evans liked this on Instagram.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Hot Ones Set – Day

Close up on Kevin sitting at the Hot Ones table. His eyes pop out and his mouth pickers.

Panel 2 : Int. Hot Ones Set – Continuous

Still close up. Kevin opens his mouth. Fire bursts out. His eyes pour water.

Panel 3 : Int. Hot Ones Set – Continuous

Still close up. Kevin hunches over. Crying in pain. Tears streaming from his face.

Panel 4 : Int. Hot Ones Set – Continuous

Now wider. We see Sean Evens sitting across from Kevin. A confused look on his face.

Sean Evans
Um… We haven’t started yet.
Kevin
I’m out!

New Year’s with Instagram

New Year’s with Instagram

Strip Info

Title
New Year’s with Instagram
Date
January 1, 2020
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Notes

This is a redraw of my original Instagram strip. The nice thing about this strip is that it works for almost any social situation. I guess that’s also the sad thing about this strip. Hmmm.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Monday

Sarah sits on a stool, wearing a party hat, looking folorn. On the adjacent table, Instagram steps up.

Instagram
Why so sad?
Sarah
-Sigh- My New Year’s was lame.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram perks up.

Instagram
Wanna see pics of your friends having fun without you?
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah glares at Instagram

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah slumps further. Defeated.

Sarah
-Sigh- Kinda….
Instagram
Yeah y’do! C’mon!

Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part II

Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part II

Strip Info

Title
Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part II
Date
September 4, 2019
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Notes

This comic blew the hell up on Reddit. Probably because it gave folks the chance to share their own Craigslist horror stories. Best part is, everyone thinks they’re smarter than the average Craigslist user. But they -are- the average Craigslist user. So figure that out.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Kevin sits at a little table. On the table, there’s a little red lamp. A tag hangs off that says “$5.” A sign next to it says “Lamp $5 / Still works! / Red shade / 18″ Tall”. Craigslist Guy walks up.

Craigslist Guy
Hey does your lamp still work?
Kevin (points to post)
Yup! All the info is in the post right here.
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

Craigslist Guy doesn’t get it.

Craigslist Guy
What color is it?
Kevin (points to post)
All the info is in the post right here.
Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

No reaction from Craigslist Guy.

Kevin
…So just read the post right in front of you.
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

Craigslist Guy still doesn’t get it.

Craigslist Guy
How much?

Kevin deadpans to camera.

Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part I

Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part I

Strip Info

Title
Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part I
Date
August 14, 2019
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Kevin sits at a little table. On the table, there’s a little red lamp. A tag hangs off that says “$5.” Craigslist Guy walks up.

Craigslist Guy
Hey is your lamp still available?
Kevin
Yup! Just $5!
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

Without a word, Craigslist Guy starts to literally fade away.

Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

Going. Going…

Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

Gone. Craigslist Guy has disappeared. Leaving Kevin alone, deadpanning to camera.

Advice From The Future

Advice From The Future

Strip Info

Title
Advice From The Future
Date
July 9, 2019
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Notes

Easter Egg: I actually made an Instagram account for Future Kevin. That’s how far I’ll go for a bit.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Room – Day

Present Kevin looks at his phone.

Present Kevin
Oh look – a new social network.

He starts to type a username: “fartybut..”

Present Kevin
Heheh.
Panel 2 : Int. Room – Continuous

A time portal opens and out steps Future Kevin. Future Kevin looks just like Present Kevin, except he has greying hair, a pudgy belly, and a beard.

Future Kevin
Stop!
Panel 3 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin is taken aback.

Present Kevin
Who are you?
Future Kevin
I’m you from the future!
Panel 4 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin looks incredulous.

Present Kevin
I grow a beard in the future?
Future Kevin
Yeah.
Present Kevin
Weird.
Panel 5 : Int. Room – Continuous

Future Kevin ignores him.

Future Kevin
Listen! Someday you’ll want to use that account for professional stuff.
Panel 6 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin looks down at his phone as Future Kevin continues.

Future Kevin
People won’t take you seriously with a dumb username. So don’t do it!
Panel 7 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin smiles as Future Kevin steps back into the time portal.

Present Kevin
OK I won’t. Thanks!
Future Kevin
Thank you!
Panel 8 : Int. Room – In The Future

Future Kevin looks down at his phone. His username is now “dumbbeard69.”

Weekend FOMO

Weekend FOMO

Strip Info

Title
Weekend FOMO
Date
April 8, 2019
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Notes

Inspired by the great Nathan W. Pyle, this comic is one of my favorites of all I’ve done (so far).

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Monday

Sarah sits on a stool, looking folorn. On the adjacent table, Instagram steps up.

Instagram
Why so sad?
Sarah
-Sigh- My weekend was lame.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram perks up.

Instagram
Wanna see pics of your friends having fun without you?
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah glares at Instagram

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah slumps further. Defeated.

Sarah
-Sigh- Kinda….
Instagram
Yeah y’do! C’mon!
Kevin and his bird peering out from behind an email app's icon

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