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Title: The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
Date: August 31, 2018
Tags: Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Kevin, Muggles, pop culture, shame, Sorting Hat
Notes: This comic is a perennial favorite. Every couple of months, a Harry Potter themed Instagram account will post it. Then all the others will too. People love the Harry Potter, what can I say?

Panel 1 : Int. Hogwarts – Night

A new Hogwarts student smiles as the Sorting Hat proclaims his house.

Panel 2 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later

Same thing. But with a different student.

Panel 3 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later

Same thing. Only this time with Kevin.

Panel 4 : Ext. Hogwarts – Moments Later

Surrounded by new students, Dumbledore banishes Kevin from Hogwarts. Kevin, shoulders slumped, walks away.

Panel 1 : Int. Basement – Night

Lucas, Mike, and Dustin stand in a semi-circle. Looking down at their phones.

Panel 2 : Int. Basement – Continuous

Mike looks up for a moment.

Panel 3 : Int. Basement – Continuous

Dustin answers without looking away from his screen.

Panel 4 : Ext. Basement – Continuous

The boys’ attention goes back to their screens.

The End

Panel 1 : Ext. Void – Day: Kevin rocks out listening to his favorite on his phone thru headphones. The band’s logo on his t-shirt.
Panel 2 : Ext. Void – Continuous: Some Guy steps up and points at Kevin’s t-shirt. The guy smiles.
Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous: The guy points at his own shirt. It’s the same logo. The guy gives a thumbs up.
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Moments Later: Kevin has started a smile fire on the ground between them. In it are his t-shirt, his phone. And, for some reason, his pants. Kevin stands in his boxers, glaring at the guy.

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